Why aren't you married?

Today's post is brought to you courtesy of Betsy Hollingshead. My delightfully funny cousin.
The few single cousins that are left had a good time venting our frustrations at the constant and awkward questions we face as single adults.

WHY aren't you MARRIED?
(answers are paraphrased)
"I don't know, it's not a choice I made"

-You know I have a son.
"Oh, great. I have a parent"

The all time favorite- YOU are so CUTE. Why aren't you married?
"Ugly people can't get married! I know a lot of ugly people that are married. Being cute is not a reason you get married."

Don't forget the major pet peeve of single adults. "I have a friend, he's single."
Oh please set me up with someone that is single. Don't think of my hobbies, level of attraction or even if he is taller than me. All I need is for him to be single. Match made in heaven. Gag.