Bump It!

Bump It
Urban dictionary defines it as "agreeing with someone- bump it dude" or "Forgeeet about it, I'm not doing that"

Utah defines it as the rat's nest in one's hair. You may have seen Utah hair. It seems to make a square or triangle around some chick's hair. How does one get their hair to do this?
They take a section of hair and rat it. Rat it real good. Then they proceed to smooth over the hair on top to hide the rat's next. The result? Lot's of "body" on top of your head.

As I was getting ready one morning I saw an infomercial that had a product to save these girls from all the ratting.
Here are the steps:





And the end result:











If you would like to purchase these they are available at bumpits.com.

These people are so behind. Where were they six years ago when I was stuck in southern Utah and we had to stop and rat girls' hair before we could go into a building? Seriously I saw that happen.
I just don't get it.

This is not how I bump it.