Rachel's Golden Birthday Jokes

Rachel was dazzling in her all gold outfit tonight. We celebrated her golden birthday the best we knew how- by telling jokes. I was especially  hilarious tonight. 

 Q: How do you call Helen (keller)?

A: By pounding on the ground

Rissa, Nancy and myself were getting quite blue in the legs so we shared a big John  Deere blanket. 

Nancy: This blanket is John(paraphrased)

Me: Let's all three share the John. 

Hahahaha, I am funny.

Playing the what if game.

Rissa: What if we when we talked we made animal noises?

 Me: Then Helen would be a whale (Auuurrrhh)

I apologize to those sensitive to Helen Keller jokes. I am immature and find them funny.