Rachel's Golden Birthday Jokes

Rachel was dazzling in her all gold outfit tonight. We celebrated her golden birthday the best we knew how- by telling jokes. I was especially  hilarious tonight. 

 Q: How do you call Helen (keller)?

A: By pounding on the ground

Rissa, Nancy and myself were getting quite blue in the legs so we shared a big John  Deere blanket. 

Nancy: This blanket is John(paraphrased)

Me: Let's all three share the John. 

Hahahaha, I am funny.

Playing the what if game.

Rissa: What if we when we talked we made animal noises?

 Me: Then Helen would be a whale (Auuurrrhh)

I apologize to those sensitive to Helen Keller jokes. I am immature and find them funny. 

RRRUFFF!

Lots of funny things happen. I've found most situations are "had to be there" ones.
Here is one from church the other day.

Brielle was tired. Super tired. She tosses her hair and says, "My earrings make noises like a dog." They do, they clank like a dog with a collar and nametag... and then she said this, "Sometimes I scare myself when I am walking."

You see, Brielle is extremely afraid of dogs. So her earrings sounding like a dog running behind her could really startle her. It gets worse because if she walks faster, then her earrings swing more, clanging more.That could sound like the "dog" is walking faster also. She is too scared to look. What if Kujo is following her ?
But no worries. No dog is following her. It is just her earrings and Brielle is scaring herself.