This Blog Shall LIVE AGAIN

I know it has been over a year since I last posted. YIKES!
I guess funny things just don't happen. NOT TRUE.

So I will resurrect this blog to continue to bring immature jokes and embarrassing stories your way.

Crap. Now I need to think of something funny...
Still thinking...
Still thinking...
hmm...

well to get it started I will share some embarrassing moments from today.
Featuring: Myself and Marissa Booth, my coworker

Me: He is so ACD, I mean everything has to be lined up straight. So ACD.

MB: You mean OCD?

ugh

Later on...
I slipped into Aldos to check the price on some sandals. I tried the door. pulled, pushed. Nothing. Tried the other door, pulled, pushed... all while Marissa is standing on the other side of it laughing. Yeah you have to push HARD to get it open. I am a weakling.

On the way back to the office in the revolving doors Marissa pulls on it so it stops mid motion.

Marissa is having a good day, laughing at my clumsiness, ditzyness, whatever we call it. I call it having a cold. I'm convinced colds put pressure on your brain and make you do crazy things.